Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Man on a kerb

An old man is sat on a kerb crying his eyes out.

A passer-by asks him, "What's up?"

The old man moans, "I'm 93 years old and married to a 21 year old who wants shagging before breakfast, lunch, tea and twice at night!"

The passer-by says, "Well what's the problem with that then?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I fucking live!!"

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