Saturday, 3 September 2011

Little Billy and a new baby

Little Billy's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Little Billy's family were invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Billy’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Billy told his dad he understood completely.

When Little Billy looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Billy.

Little Billy said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Billy, “coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses!"

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