The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one.
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."