His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?”
The groom replies, “I’ve just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am just about to marry the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”
The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face.
Her maid of honour asks, “Why do you look so excited?”
The bride replies, “I’ve just given the last blow job of my entire life.”