Thursday, 22 September 2011

Tennis coaching

A blonde woman hires a tennis instructor.

After several attempts, it is clear she’s not very good at the game at all.

The instructor suggests, “Try holding the racket like you hold your partner’s penis.”

Straight away the blonde is much better, hitting the balls with force and precision.

Impressed the instructor then goes over to her and says, “Very good, now try taking the racket out of your mouth.”

1 comment:

  1. You owe me a Pint. Mine's all overt phone:-)

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