Friday 16 September 2011

Little Billy and addition

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Billy: Seven Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Billy: Seven.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Billy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Billy: Seven!!!

Teacher: WHERE DO YOU GET SEVEN FROM?!
Little Billy: Because I already fucking have a rabbit at home!

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