Uncle Marvo

Little Billy is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Billy and his mum go off to the big top.

Little Billy sits there and enjoys the lions, the tigers, the jugglers and the trapeze artists. Finally out come Little Billy’s favourites, the clowns.

Little Billy loves the clowns and their humorous japes until one of the clowns comes up to him and says, “Little boy are you the front end of an ass?”

“No”, replies little Billy.

“Are you the rear end of an ass?” the clown asks.

“No”, replies little Billy again.

“In that case”, says the clown, “you must be no end of an ass!”

Little Billy is distraught and he runs out of the circus and all the way home in tears. When his mum catches up with him she says, “Little Billy don't worry, your Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to stay tomorrow. We will take him to the circus and he will sort that nasty clown out.”

At this news, Little Billy cheers up and looks forward to the next evening.

The next night comes and, sure enough, Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, arrives and the three of them set off for the circus. When they get there Little Billy, his mum and Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, sit down and enjoy the lions, the tigers, the jugglers and the trapeze artists. Then the clowns begin their performance.

Again Little Billy is enjoying their antics and yet again one of the clowns comes up to him and says, “Little boy are you the front end of an ass?” 

Little Billy looks at his Uncle Marvo. Quick as a flash, Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, jumps up and shouts at the very top of his voice:

“Fuck off you red nosed cunt!!”