Saturday, 24 September 2011

Fortune teller

I went to see a fortune teller the other day; she studied my hand carefully and said, "You have been masturbating, haven't you?"

I said, "You're very good at this aren’t you, can you tell me anything about the future?"

She looked at my face and said... "You'll be doing it for a very long time."

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