Magician and Parrot

A magician on a cruise ship is constantly having his tricks spoilt by the ship’s parrot.

Every time he does a trick, the parrot shouts, “It’s in his pocket”, or “Four of clubs”, or “It’s got a false bottom!”

The magician hates it.

That night the ship sinks and the magician ends up clinging to a piece of driftwood with the parrot.

For four days and nights the parrot says nothing and just stares at the magician.

On the fifth day the parrot says, “Okay, I fucking give up… where’s the ship?”