Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Martial arts

A bloke is standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy is stood at the side of him.

The bloke asks, “Do you know martial arts like Kung-Fu and Jujutsu?”

He replies, “Why you ask me that… is it because I am Chinese?!”

The bloke says, “No, it’s because you’re drinking my pint you little fucker!”

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