After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and shagged her all night.
I asked her, “Do you shag everyone on the first date?”
She replied, “No, only those that catch my eye.”
I've no idea what I'll post here at the moment. There may be some humour.
Thursday 16 February 2012
First Date
A girl sneezed in the pub and her eye flew out and landed in my hand. I took it back to her and we started chatting.
After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and shagged her all night.
I asked her, “Do you shag everyone on the first date?”
She replied, “No, only those that catch my eye.”
After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and shagged her all night.
I asked her, “Do you shag everyone on the first date?”
She replied, “No, only those that catch my eye.”
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