Thursday, 16 February 2012

First Date

A girl sneezed in the pub and her eye flew out and landed in my hand. I took it back to her and we started chatting.

After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and shagged her all night.

I asked her, “Do you shag everyone on the first date?”

She replied, “No, only those that catch my eye.”

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