I've no idea what I'll post here at the moment. There may be some humour.
Thursday, 16 February 2012
A girl sneezed in the pub and her eye flew out and landed in my hand. I took it back to her and we started chatting.
After a few beers and a bit of flirting, I took her home and shagged her all night.
I asked her, “Do you shag everyone on the first date?”
She replied, “No, only those that catch my eye.”
Thursday, February 16, 2012
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