Paul said, “I’ve killed a bear with my bare hands”.
Phil said, “I’ve wrestled two adult crocodiles, gouged their eyes out and killed them both”.
Dave just sat there calmly, saying nothing, poking the fire with his cock.
I've no idea what I'll post here at the moment. There may be some humour.
Wednesday 15 February 2012
Camp Fire
Paul, Phil and Dave were sitting around a camp fire, discussing who was the hardest.
Paul said, “I’ve killed a bear with my bare hands”.
Phil said, “I’ve wrestled two adult crocodiles, gouged their eyes out and killed them both”.
Dave just sat there calmly, saying nothing, poking the fire with his cock.
Paul said, “I’ve killed a bear with my bare hands”.
Phil said, “I’ve wrestled two adult crocodiles, gouged their eyes out and killed them both”.
Dave just sat there calmly, saying nothing, poking the fire with his cock.
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