Hand in marriage

I could tell he hated me, but I still did the honourable thing yesterday and asked my girlfriend’s father for permission to marry his daughter.

“Never!” he roared, “I wouldn’t want my potential grandchildren to come from the likes of you! It would be better if they died!”

As I got up and left, I replied, “Well you’ll be happy to hear that thousands of them did last night… on your daughter’s face”.