Uncanny gift

I was telling a woman in my local pub about my uncanny ability to guess what day a woman was born on, simply by feeling their breasts.

“Really, I don’t believe you”, she said, “Go on then… try it on me”.

After about a minute of fondling her magnificent breasts, she seemed to be losing patience with me.

“Come on then”, she demanded, “What day was I born on?”

I replied, “Yesterday!”