Tuesday, 14 August 2012


I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me there was a midget also taking a piss.

I noticed he was winking at me, so I looked away.

I turned and looked again and he was winking at me like crazy!

Disturbed by this, I said, “Do you fancy me or something?”

He replied, “No, you’re splashing my eyes you bastard”.

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