Little Billy and the cupboard

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son, Little Billy, comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that Little Billy is in there already.

Little Billy says, “Dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Little Billy: “I have a football.”

Man: “That's nice.”

Little Billy: “Want to buy it?”

Man: “No, thanks.”

Little Billy: “My dad's outside.”

Man: “OK, how much?”

Little Billy: “£150”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Little Billy: “Dark in here.”

Man: “Yes, it is.”

Little Billy: “I have football boots.”

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

Little Billy: “£250”

Man: “Sold.”

A few days later, Little Billy’s father says to him, “Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.”

Little Billy says, “I can't, I sold my ball and boots.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

Little Billy: “£400”'

The father says, “That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes Little Billy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

Little Billy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don't start that again you little shit. You're in my cupboard now!”