I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door’s garden. He was creeping around getting nearer and nearer to the back door when suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and began hitting him over the head with a shovel… killing him instantly.
He then started to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished I got back into bed.
My wife said, “Darling, you’re shaking, what is the matter?”