Radio Station

A radio station is offering a free world trip to whoever can come up with the best word that's not in the dictionary, but can be put into a sentence.

A wee Glasgow guy calls in and says, “Ma word is Gaun, spelt G A U N and ma sentence is Gaun fuck yersel”.

The DJ hangs up and apologises to his listeners. 

5 minutes later another Glasgow guy calls and says, “Ma word is Smee, spelt S M E E”.

The DJ says, “Ok, what's your sentence?”

The guy says, “Smee again, gaun fuck yersel”.