Armani Shoes

Luigi walks a mile to work every day and passes a shoe shop twice every day. Each day, he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about. 

After about 2 months, he saves the price of the shoes, £300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night, the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks Sophia to dance and, as they dance, he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"

Startled, Sophia replies, "Yes, Luigi. I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"

Luigi answers, "I see the reflection in my new £300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?"

Next, he asks Rosa to dance and, after a few minutes, he asks, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"

Rosa answers, "Yes, Luigi. I do, but how do you know that?"

He replies, "I see the reflection in my new £300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?"

Now, as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance, his face turns red.

He states, "Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tella me you wear no panties tonight. Please, please, tella me this true!!"

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, "Yes, Luigi. I a wear no panties tonight!"

Luigi gasps, "Thanka God ...I thoughta I had a CRACK ina my £300 Armani leather shoes!"