Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Football sex

A bloke was watching Match of the Day when his wife came into the lounge and said, “Fancy a shag babe?”

He replied, “After the football love.”

She said, “You do realise that you can record it, don’t you?”

He replied, “Excellent! Nice one... you go and get the camcorder and I’ll come upstairs after the footy has finished.”