I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, had a little bit of a snuggle together and then she asked if I'd ever had a ‘Sportsman's Double’.
“What's that?” I asked.
“It's a mother and daughter threesome”, she said.
I said, “No”, excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was 'my lucky night'.We went back to her place; she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, “Mum, you still awake?”