A bloke was trying to decide which of the three women he would ask to marry him. He gave each of them £1,000.
The first spent £900 on clothes and put £100 in the bank.
The second spent £500 on clothes and put £500 in the bank.
The third spent £100 on clothes and put £900 in the bank.
Which one did he marry?
The one with the big tits of course.