Thursday, 12 April 2012


There was a big fight at a gypsy wedding in Ireland.

After the arrests, the case goes to court and the judge asks, "Can anyone explain what happened?"

Paddy says, "I can your honour, I was the best man and I was dancing with the bride so I was. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny so he did".

"I see", said the judge. "That must have hurt."

"Bloody right", says Paddy "... he broke three of my fingers".

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