Thursday, 12 April 2012


Paddy is in the pub telling his mates about his first parachute jump with the army. Paddy says, "We were about 30,000 feet up when they started to jump, when it was my turn I just couldn’t jump… no way! Then this huge black guy pulled out his 12 inch cock and says, Paddy, if you don’t jump I will stick this baby right up your arse."

Paddy’s mates asked “...did you jump?"

Paddy replies “...well, just a bit when it first went in.”

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