A hunter accidentally shoots himself in his genitals with his shotgun.
A few hours later lying in his hospital bed, he’s approached by a doctor who says,
“The good news is you’re going to be okay. The bad news is there is some pretty extensive buckshot damage to your penis, so I’m going to have to refer you to my sister”.
“Is she a plastic surgeon?” asks the hunter.
“No”, replies the doctor. “She’s a flute player; she’ll teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your face”.