Friday, 22 July 2011

A bloke buying condoms

A bloke walks into a pharmacist and asks the man behind the counter for a packet of three condoms.

“I think I will be using all of these condoms tonight”, he boasts. “I’m going to my girlfriend’s for dinner and I’m sure her sister and mother both fancy me as well”.

That night he sits down at the table with the three ladies. When the father comes in, the young man immediately bows his head and prays for five minutes.

The girlfriend leans over and says, “I didn’t know you were religious”.

He replies…. “I didn’t know you father was a pharmacist!”

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