After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the salesman. she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.
“Well”, said the salesman, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to... give blow jobs!”
“Blow jobs!” the woman replied.
“It hasn’t been proven, but we’ve sold 30 of them this month”, he said.
The woman thought it would be a great fun gift, and what if it’s true...
So… She bought the frog.
When she explained the frog’s ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off!... The woman went to bed happy, thinking she would never need perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making fallacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.
“What are you two doing at this hour?” she asked.
The husband replied, “If I can teach this frog to cook... You’re gone.”