Friday, 26 October 2012


A woman was sitting on a train opposite a skinhead man who was eating fresh prawns.

Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.

He finished the box and threw it out the window.

Seeing this, she had enough and pulled the train’s Emergency Cord.

The skinhead looked at her and said, “You’ll get fined £50 for doing that!”

She laughed and said, “When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you’ll get 10 years!!”

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