Turpentine

Little Billy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

Little Billy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.”

The Priest said, “No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.”

Little Billy replied, “If you rub Turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!”