Monday, 19 December 2011

Lawyer verses Cop

A Lawyer from London runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop, because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense.

Cop says, "Licence and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and Registration, Please.”

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law! Licence and registration, please!"

The Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between ‘slow down’ and ‘stop’, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

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