A bloke goes to a chemist and states, “I’ve got three gorgeous girls coming around tonight… I need something to keep me well horny”.
The chemist gives him three boxes of Viagara ‘Extra Strength’.
The next day the man limps back to the chemist shop and shows him his cock. It’s black and blue, skin hanging off, it’s absolutely red raw.
The man asks the chemist, “Give me a bottle of ‘Deep Heat’ please”
The chemist replies in horror, “You can’t put ‘Deep Heat’ on that!”
The man replies, “No, it’s for my arm… the girls didn’t turn up!”