Fishing

A Man is walking along a pier and sees an old man with his trousers rolled up, legs dangling in the water and an imaginary fishing rod.

Puzzled, he asks; "What are you up to?"

"Fishing for pricks!" replied the old man.

"Fishing for pricks?” Said the man, “That sounds good, can l try?"

"Yeah certainly, pull up a pew son", the old man replied.

So he sits down, and casts his imaginary rod and says, "So, how many pricks have you caught so far?"

The old guy replies, "You’re the third one this morning!"