I woke to go to the toilet
in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door’s garden.
He was creeping around getting nearer and nearer to the back door when suddenly
my neighbour came from nowhere and began hitting him over the head with a
shovel… killing him instantly.
He then started to dig
a grave with the shovel.
Astonished I got back
into bed.
My wife said, “Darling,
you’re shaking, what is the matter?”
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