Copies from copies

This one was kindly forwarded onto me by @Pam_nAshes to share with you, Thanks Pam.

Deep down in the Vatican sub-basement a new monk is assigned to help other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, “We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.”

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the bloody R!"

His forehead is all bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, “What's wrong, father?”

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, “The word was... CELEB R ATE”.