Thursday, 1 March 2012

Thor

The Norse god Thor comes to Earth and spends all weekend shagging a mortal woman who has a lisp.

Monday morning then arrives and he is feeling a bit guilty for taking advantage of the woman for 48 hours solid.

He explains to her, “I am Thor”.

She replies, “Your thor, I can’t even go for a fucking pith”.

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