Football

A wife gets home from work to find her husband watching the football again.

She said, “I’m leaving you. All you do is talk about football and that’s all you think about. Also, I’m seeing someone else. He’s younger than you, more handsome, tender and understanding. He always treats me like a lady, has a 12” cock and shags me every day”.

“Really?” the husband replies, “What team does he support?”