Bob and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Bob fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Bob was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Bob had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Bob became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Bob took Linda to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails, Bob was waiting for the salad, and said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage… So, before I get out a box from my jacket and ask you possibly a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf; read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
Linda took a deep breath and responded, "Bob, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker".
Bob said, "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball!"
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